The male is mightier than the female
Like a gentle breeze is mightier than a gale.
There is a boat and a sail. There is a hammer and a nail
Now here is short little tale about the hammer and the nail.
Once upon a time there was Dan the hammer and Gail the nail.
She always complained that he was a lazy good for nothing.
Every Friday night they ended up in bed. Who did the most work Dan or Gail?
I wish I had a detachable penis or I went on a boat trip to Venus.
I wonder where it would go? Maybe I’d go to a parallel dimension. Then I’d understand and truly know them. When does it sail or do I have to turn to divine intervention?
Please God send me a sign of something new or are you a woman too?
Menstruation is definitely not a man made invention.