Women Buy Me Drinks (poemuca minimalista)

Women buy me drinks
They seriously do
If you were like me
They'd buy you drinks, too

Women buy me drinks
When I least expect it
I'm their Antichrist
Just as they suspected

Women buy me drinks
Like there's no tomorrow
Some can fill my glass
While rolling a porro

Women buy me drinks
I never refuse
Without sin & tonic
Life would be no use

Women buy me drinks
And I always let 'em
Then they buy me more
So I don't forget 'em

Women buy me drinks
Right before I die
I won't have to pay
So who cares why?

Women buy me drinks
Like I'm almost dead
D'you think it's their guilt
For not bonking me instead?